SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

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[rarestcandy]

[SHRUG.]

I dunno what that is. [Sugar Rush: For Kids.] If it's a kinda food, yeah.

Re: video

[dreamsofahero]

It's technically a drink, I suppose.

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[rarestcandy]

Then no, it doesn't count. Even, like, a milkshake would be pretty iffy? But nah, drinks aren't food.

They're like food's plus one? On tickets for events and such.

Re: video

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, but drinks are far more important than most foods; while a person can live for weeks without anything to eat as long as they have water to drink, the reverse isn't true.

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[rarestcandy]

Okay, but one? Nobody wants to ever test that out.

Two? Never said anything about not getting drinks, you can have all the drinks you want, just not all the foods you want! In this scenario, anyway.

Re: video

[dreamsofahero]

Generally not, but that doesn't mean people haven't found themselves in circumstances where they've been forced to test it whether they wanted to or not.

*otherwise how else would anyone know it?*

Ah, well, you should have made that clear from the start.

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[rarestcandy]

[She shrugs.]

I dunno, I was just talkin' about eating. You can't eat drinks. Maybe, like, a malt with candy chunks in it, but usually you can't eat drinks, and you're the one who brought drinks into the conversation in the first place.

Re: video

[dreamsofahero]

Some things aren't so easily classified as one or the other, though. For example, one of the desserts here, ice cream, I believe would probably be considered a food. However, the "drinks" called shakes, aside from being drunk, can also be eaten with a spoon similar to that ice cream.