SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

video

[rarestcandy]

[She shrugs.]

I dunno, I was just talkin' about eating. You can't eat drinks. Maybe, like, a malt with candy chunks in it, but usually you can't eat drinks, and you're the one who brought drinks into the conversation in the first place.

Re: video

[dreamsofahero]

Some things aren't so easily classified as one or the other, though. For example, one of the desserts here, ice cream, I believe would probably be considered a food. However, the "drinks" called shakes, aside from being drunk, can also be eaten with a spoon similar to that ice cream.