Vanellope von Schweetz (
rarestcandy) wrote2014-07-01 05:55 pm
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SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]
[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]
So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.
[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]
Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.
[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]
Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.
[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]
...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.
[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]
So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.
[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]
Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.
[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]
Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.
[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]
...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.
[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]
[ video ]
... I don't know...... Ice cream. How's that? [ He does like ice cream. Ice cream is something soldiers rarely get to eat! Especially on a mission... ]
[ video ]
What kinda ice cream d'you think is best?
[ video ]
[ That probably won't fly, so Snake sighs and thinks a bit more. ] ...Chocolate, I guess. Vanilla's okay, too.
I don't think I'd want to eat it for the rest of my life.
[ video ]
Y'know, some places do this thing like a twist cone, where it's both chocolate and vanilla, and it's split down the middle.
[Vanellope tilts her head to the side.]
Do you get brain freeze real easy? Or do you just want it to be a treat, so it's gotta be a splurge thing?
[ video ]
Mission or not, stomach aches pretty much prevent you from doing anything else with your time. [ Crawling around on your belly when you have a tummy ache is also not recommended. ]
[ video ]
[It was weird to hear everyone talking about stomach aches and sweets together... They just made her stomach happy, really.]
I guess I wouldn't even want to eat ice cream all the time if I did, though...
[ video ]
Man, you must be a pain to raise. [ Harsh? Perhaps, but imagining a little kid who never got stomach aches from eating candy was actually kind of terrifying. ]
[ video ]
Who needs raising? Not me! I'm all set, you know.
[ video ]
Hn. Guess you're pretty tough, then.
[ video ]
[Parents weren't exactly a thing, especially when any backstory you had was never programmed in. That was a bit hard to explain to the ones that had forgotten that they were just characters, though...]
Tough as nails. And anything I can't handle? My good buddy Ralph the Wrecker can take care of.
[ video ]
He says he's from a video game, and I am, too.
[ video ]
An' what do you think about that?
[ video ]
[ video ]
[ video ]
[ private video ]
That's why I don't need to be raised.
[ private video ]
[ Snake's not sure how confessing you're in a video game could be dangerous, he's pretty sure there's no asylum here. ]
Hn. Well, I guess if you can vouch for him, then it makes sense. I don't really judge on these kinds of things... As long as either of you aren't dangerous, then I don't care.
[ private video ]
[DON'T ARGUE WITH A LITTLE GIRL, SNAKE.]
...You don't really seem to care about a long of things, huh.
[Blamin' it on the rations.]
[ private video ]
If it's integral to a mission, then it matters. If it relates to me, then it matters. Hell, even then, it might not be important. Whether someone believes they're a video game character or a cat or a ghost or whatever doesn't hold any power over me and won't affect me in any way.
But someone who can control the world's entire armed forces with the snap of his fingers will.