Vanellope von Schweetz (
rarestcandy) wrote2014-07-01 05:55 pm
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SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]
[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]
So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.
[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]
Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.
[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]
Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.
[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]
...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.
[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]
So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.
[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]
Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.
[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]
Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.
[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]
...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.
[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]
[Video]
[Her eyes go pretty wide, at that.]
I need that in my belly immediately.
[Video]
Come to think of it, I don't know any pizza places here that have 'em, but I've seen like... the occasional one in the frozen food aisle of the Pokemarts. Like you bring it home and bake it yourself.
Or in the hotel's kitchen area if you don't have a decent oven in the room.
[Video]
[At that she gives a blustery sigh.]
I guess it's not far, but usually me n' Ralph are out on the routes instead. I could always go buy one and see if Diet Cola will cook it for me...
[He did like pizza...]
[Video]
Well, maybe it's somethin' you can look forward to the next time you stop in a town.
[Video]
...Hey, so I know that Mahogany has the ice gym an' all, but do you think they'd be cool with selling a dessert pizza to a bat, if she had the money for it? I could add a nice note, if you think that'd help.
[Video]
... Hm. Can't see why they wouldn't. I mean, people sending their Pokemon for deliveries and pickups happens pretty regularly.
[Video]
And if it doesn't work, you can just owe me one sometime, since my hopes are super up right now. But we can share!
[That's fair, right?]
[Video]
Next time there's a prom or we run into each other somewhere else, I'll buy us a dessert pizza.
[... Or heck, try to make one. ... It ... couldn't be too hard, could it?]