rarestcandy: (edgar is the one in the hole)
Vanellope von Schweetz ([personal profile] rarestcandy) wrote2014-07-01 05:55 pm

SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]
foolishwren: install a pastryarchy instead (destroy the patriarchy)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-09 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Right?

Come to think of it, I don't know any pizza places here that have 'em, but I've seen like... the occasional one in the frozen food aisle of the Pokemarts. Like you bring it home and bake it yourself.

Or in the hotel's kitchen area if you don't have a decent oven in the room.
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-10 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I didn't think of that. It's been so long since I've lived primarily on the road I forget that a lot of people still spend most of their time traveling.

Well, maybe it's somethin' you can look forward to the next time you stop in a town.
foolishwren: is the phrase "going to chipotle with aristotle" funnier if you mispronounce 'chipotle', or 'aristotle'? (Hmmm...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-11 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[She rubs her chin.]

... Hm. Can't see why they wouldn't. I mean, people sending their Pokemon for deliveries and pickups happens pretty regularly.
foolishwren: and I'm a dancing frog in a top hat that keeps getting dragged off stage by a big hook. (gender is a performance)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-18 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... Heh. You know what, sure.

Next time there's a prom or we run into each other somewhere else, I'll buy us a dessert pizza.

[... Or heck, try to make one. ... It ... couldn't be too hard, could it?]