rarestcandy: (edgar is the one in the hole)
Vanellope von Schweetz ([personal profile] rarestcandy) wrote2014-07-01 05:55 pm

SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-10 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I didn't think of that. It's been so long since I've lived primarily on the road I forget that a lot of people still spend most of their time traveling.

Well, maybe it's somethin' you can look forward to the next time you stop in a town.
foolishwren: is the phrase "going to chipotle with aristotle" funnier if you mispronounce 'chipotle', or 'aristotle'? (Hmmm...)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-11 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[She rubs her chin.]

... Hm. Can't see why they wouldn't. I mean, people sending their Pokemon for deliveries and pickups happens pretty regularly.
foolishwren: and I'm a dancing frog in a top hat that keeps getting dragged off stage by a big hook. (gender is a performance)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-07-18 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... Heh. You know what, sure.

Next time there's a prom or we run into each other somewhere else, I'll buy us a dessert pizza.

[... Or heck, try to make one. ... It ... couldn't be too hard, could it?]