SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

[video]

[rarestcandy]

Wha --

[sweet baby caramel cubes.]

One kind?! You've gotta be kidding me! How do you go on living with yourself knowing that you've only tried one kind of chocolate? Go to the store right now and buy yourself some chocolate.

[...Oh wait.]

Actually, I sell chocolate! I'll even give you a discount!

[video]

[awesmazings]

[Vanellope, you may as well have just offered him a million dollers.]

Wait, you're serious?!

[CAUSE HECK YEAH CHOCOLATE.]

[video]

[rarestcandy]

To introduce someone to the joys of multiple flavors, you bet.

[Vanellope nods sagely, then crawls over to one of her backpacks.]

Lessee... Normally, I try n' sell 'em for P300? But if I drop it down to P225... [She still comes up with a profit, har har.] Alright, my friend, how many Rage Candy Bars can I put you down for? I suggest at least, like, ten. Gets you two of each flavor!

[video]

[awesmazings]

Ten sounds awesmazing!

[And then Jimmy ate them all in one sitting and went into a sugar coma, thanks Vanellope.]

Thanks so much, I haven't had chocolate in forever!

[video]

[rarestcandy]

Then awesmazing it will be!

[she likes the cut of your jib, kid.]

And just where might I be sending this order, and to whom?

[video]

[awesmazings]

Jimmy Two-Shoes, in Ecruteak! ...I uh, I dunno how much longer I'm gonna be here, but I should stay long enough to get a delivery.

[video]

[rarestcandy]

Well, it shouldn't take long! I'm just over by Mahogany Town, and I've got a bat that goes pretty fast.

You know what a Crobat looks like? 'cuz you should totally be looking out for one carrying a bag of candy.

[video]

[awesmazings]

Can't say that I do, but I prolly won't miss it! Thanks again by the way, I owe you one big time!

[He...sounds rather enthused about this candy, as if she's offering him something pretty rare here. Huh.]

[video]

[rarestcandy]

[It is a little bit strange, but hey, she'd be desperate to try other flavors of chocolate, too.]

Nah. It's what I do! Just make sure you come back n'buy more if you really like 'em, okay? Gotta keep business alive.

[video]

[awesmazings]

Don't worry, I will!

[And with that he lets the feed cut, or else he might keep blabbering on about chocolate for a while. Heloise and Beezy would be so jealous if they were here right now.]