Vanellope von Schweetz (
rarestcandy) wrote2014-07-01 05:55 pm
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SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]
[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]
So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.
[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]
Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.
[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]
Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.
[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]
...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.
[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]
So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.
[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]
Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.
[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]
Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.
[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]
...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.
[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]
[video]
[He...sounds rather enthused about this candy, as if she's offering him something pretty rare here. Huh.]
[video]
Nah. It's what I do! Just make sure you come back n'buy more if you really like 'em, okay? Gotta keep business alive.
[video]
[And with that he lets the feed cut, or else he might keep blabbering on about chocolate for a while. Heloise and Beezy would be so jealous if they were here right now.]