SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

( VIDEO )

[athirst]

[ dubious, my name is sasuke . . . what if it's too sweet though . . . ! ]

I don't know.

[ wait— ]

—Is that candy in your hair?

[ WHO TIES THEIR HAIR WITH CANDY ROPE ]

( VIDEO )

[rarestcandy]

Uh-huh.

[GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY ABOUT IT?]

( VIDEO )

[athirst]

[ SQUINTS??? ]

Doesn't it get sticky?

( VIDEO )

[rarestcandy]

[She shrugs.]

If it gets wet, I guess. But I dunno, I'm pretty used to it!

( VIDEO )

[athirst]

[ gros ]

Is it all you eat, too?

( VIDEO )

[rarestcandy]

[ur just the roodest boy]

A'course it isn't. I gotta buddy who thinks I'll die if all I eat is candy, so he tosses me a sandwich every once in a while.