SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

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[rarestcandy]

[She shrugs.]

I mean, it's not like I won't eat it, I just prefer other stuff. My refined palate likes licorice, an' ice cream, an' things like grilled cheese. If I know I like those things better, why not try'n eat them as much as possible?

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[angerpoints]

[Yusuke spreads his hands.]

Hey, if junk's all you wanna eat, knock yourself out. Me, I like a little more variety in my diet. I'm as much of a fan as ice cream as the next guy, but I'd get sick of it real quick if I was shovelin' it down my face all the time.

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[rarestcandy]

Maybe, but you'd also get tired of stew, if that was the only thing you could eat! So why not choose dessert for your eternity meal?

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[angerpoints]

'Cause then I'd just be stuck eating that one dessert for forever, duh! Didn't I already say stew has a bunch of different ingredients in it? If I didn't feel like eating one part of it, I could just eat the parts I did feel like eating and throw out whatever's left. I mean, it'd be kind of a waste, but...

[He shrugs.]

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[rarestcandy]

What if they made you eat all of it?

Every. Single. Last. Bit. No picking and choosing!

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[angerpoints]

Then I'd punch 'em in the face and tell 'em to mind their own business.

[PROBLEM SOLVED.]

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[rarestcandy]

[...You know what?]

Works for me! I think we can all agree to appreciate a nice facepunch every once in a while, huh?