SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

[rocket filter]

[ortion]

That is what I mean. The science department must work on an entirely different schedule from you field agents, from the sound of things.

[He'd call dinner at nice Goldenrod restaurants a pretty good break, anyway...]

The Commander said that? Hmmm. [He thinks that over.] Actually, he's likely right. It would be suspicious if any of us were seen congregating to a single space. It would probably be for the best to have it somewhere Team Rocket is not known to dominate.

[rocket filter]

[rarestcandy]

So like, what, New Bark Town? Rent out the whole ferry service?

[Because surely that wouldn't seem at all suspicious.]

[rocket filter]

[ortion]

Don't most of the newbies congregate there, though? It would be quite suspicious if they attempted to take the ferry to Pallet Town, only to be refused service due to an unknown company buying it out for the day.

[NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS.]

Our best bet would be a town not many trainers stay in for long. Mahogany, perhaps?

[rocket filter]

[rarestcandy]

Yeah, ones that aren't, y'know, us.

[She shrugs.]

I like Mahogany. S'where I'm camping near, actually. Buuut I dunno, it's a pretty quiet place. If all of us being in Goldenrod is noticeable, then Mahogany'd prob'ly be a nightmare, too.

Unless there was a cover event, or something.