SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

[rarestcandy]

noooo sweets all the way man

[adnihilum]

You're going to get diabetes.

[rarestcandy]

that's a mean thing to tell a little girl you know

[adnihilum]

More reason to mind your health.

[ He's trying to be nice...? ]

[rarestcandy]

i mind it enough! and my friend forces other food into me every once in a while, it's cool.

[adnihilum]

[ ... once in a while. ]

If you say so.