SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

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[rarestcandy]

No, your first answer was fine. Why's everyone concerned about what's healthy? Look, there's food magic involved here, okay?

So what kinda chocolate?

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[superordinary]

Um, because your body needs more than just chocolate...? Realistically speaking, anyway.

But since that's not an issue here... Maybe Kit Kat?

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[rarestcandy]

[She waves off his comment, making a bit of a face. She did fine, eating primarily chocolate...]

Ooh! I like those -- I named my Jigglypuff Kitkat, actually! [...shame she doesn't have her here, though.] Regular Kit Kats? Or do you have a specific flavor of 'em that you like?

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[superordinary]

Regular Kit Kats are good, but I think I like the pear flavored ones best... Or maybe strawberry? There are so many flavors to choose from.

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[rarestcandy]

Are you from Japan?

[LOOK SHE'S...really bad at placing people, but candy is kind of a Thing.]

I mean, they've got all those interesting ones, right?

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[superordinary]

Yeah, that's right. Japan's got all sorts of different Kit Kat flavors, like wasabi and soy sauce.

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[rarestcandy]

[She gives a bit of a laugh at that.]

Those ones sound super gross. I'd rather have all the sweet ones.