SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

video;

[loveisanopendoor]

Well, that's an easy one! Chocolate ice cream, with whipped cream and hot fudge on top!

...Though, I guess that might be a little hard to have during the winter...but I guess that's what the hot fudge is for!

video;

[rarestcandy]

There you go! That's a really good one.

[Not enough people were choosing sweets.]

Even if I took away the whipped cream and hot fudge? Chocolate ice cream is great! And you can snuggle up in all the blankets you want.

Re: video;

[loveisanopendoor]

Perfect! You really can't go wrong with ice cream, honestly. I actually don't think you could go wrong with anything chocolate, to be fair! You look like the kind of girl who knows your stuff when it comes to sweets, after all.

video;

[rarestcandy]

Oh yeah, definitely! I'm from Sugar Rush -- [oh wait, people don't know they're from games and maybe that sounds weird??] -- ington. You can't really live in a place called Sugar Rushington and not know about sweets, right?

A-nyway, if you want chocolate, I can hook you up. I sell Rage Candy Bars!

Re: video;

[loveisanopendoor]

Sugar Rushington? I've never heard of a place like that! But it seems kind of fun! I bet they have a lot of candies and desserts there!

Rage Candy Bars? Those actually...sound pretty darn good! What do they taste like?

video;

[rarestcandy]

Like you would not believe.

[A single look might be enough to give most people diabetes.]

They taste like chocolate! Like really good chocolate that gets you pumped up. I've got a few different flavors, but the milk chocolate one is prob'ly the best seller.