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[The feed turns on to Vanellope checking over her shoulder to the opening in an alley. When all seems clear, she looks back to the screen with a growing grin.]

What's a girl gotta do to get some space around here, jeez. I know, I know. What's not to love about someone as utterly adorable as me? I should be used to the admirers competing for my attention. [She drops the high and mighty tone with a swipe to her bangs.] Anyway, never had a guy like that chase me around before. The portable volcano thing's kinda new.

[A bat flaps tiredly down the alley before settling on Vanellope's shoulder.]

Not even Boogie likes 'im, and she likes everybody. So how do I get Volcano Guy to cool it for a while, huh? C'mon, don't be shy, these ears are open to suggestions. Even if they practically talked the things off before... Yeesh.

[She sits herself down on a discarded box with an exaggerated sigh, which transitions smoothly into a hesitant smile. It won't be long before the Numel spotted her again, forcing her to move all throughout Goldenrod City, but she had the time for one more important question.]

Hey Stinkbrain, you still around?

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[A fair point.]

Have you ever raced a ferret?

Uh-uh.

But I've never had a ferret.

...Do you want to race a ferret?

[She doesn't know how many animals there are precisely, or how many Johto would have... But surely there must be ferrets.]

...Kinda.

If I had one.

[Alright. Now her list of pokemon to obtain includes three things:

A Rhyhorn.
A thing that can put out fires.
A ferret.

Can't be too hard.]

Well, if there's ever something that's always good in my book? It's racing. So I say you go and get a ferret, unless you happen to have a few karts available. Hey, with all the weird stuff this place comes up with, I bet they'd eat that up like some supreme banana split with a barrel of whipped cream. Could get competitors from all over!

I wish they had a couple karts available. Or even some cars or something. I mean I think there's a motorpool but it's —

[WAIT.]

...The one that belongs to the police. So you can't do anything with it.

Awh, man. They get everything! Just 'cuz they're the police guys...

[Man, being a bad guy sucked.]

What's fair about that? How're we supposed to get places all speedy-like?

[The Zubat squeaks inquisitively.]

Nah, Booger Bat, you're too small again, remember?

They make us walk. It's really dumb.

[Vanellope sighs breezily, looking around her immediate area.]

How hard is it to start a revolution, around here? Karts or riding pokemon for everyone.

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