"You've reached the offices of Vanellope von Schweetz, please state your name and business when you hear the beep. Does this thing beep? Most things beep, right? Well, in case it doesn't beep, here's a beep. BEEP."
[Feel free to have pokemon battles with Vanellope played out here, too!]
DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
[She lacks her usual energy and seems to be laying on the floor when she opens up her own video feed. Still, it's enough to make her stop making frowny sadfaces about Gogurt's health, for the time being..]
You did? Who? What kinda thing do they wanna know?
They didn't ask for anything specific but they were gettin' awful bored just sittin' around town so I brought it up. You're still wantin' to do it, right?
...Well did you invite 'em to the circus? The circus ain't boring, and they can go do that right away. The farm people said I could use the route by them for the races, but... [She gives a quick huff to blow her bangs away from her face.] Gogurt needs to get better before we do any of that, you know? She wants to be a competitor!
[Vanellope finally drags herself off the floor and starts using the couch side to keep her propped up.]
But I have this dream, y'know? Little pokemon races, big pokemon races, races with trainers and in the air and under the water... I want everyone to be able to participate if they want to!
[It's a weird combo of doubt and gratefulness on her face.]
I just... I guess I don't know a lot about races. Just racing. You know? All that stuff was already set up for us, and King Candy took care of the rest...
It can't be that hard....why don't you talk to Joker? He knows a thing or two about puttin' on an event. You could even use the circus to get the word out!
He's prolly super busy, though. Maybe once the brakes have been put on everything.
Anyway, that's not the only thing I wanna do... I'd like to get all the Rockets together for a fun day, too. People seemed to think it was a good idea, so there's probably more "bad guys" like us around that y'think, huh?
Aw, kid, he'd make time for you. But you got a point--maybe after the holidays are over you can bring it up.
[He rubs his chin when Vanellope brings up the idea of a Rocket Field Day. It would be nice to have a day to kick back and relax. He has to worry, though. Some of the Other Rockets might try and rain on that parade...too many goody-goody pokemon thieves in one place that might turn on the team.]
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**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
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so what happens if i stop reading after it says don't read this?
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i...
actually don't know!! maybe it just doesn't do anything!!
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and what happens if i don't have a crush on anybody?
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i guess you get a cool pokemon at least!!
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true! [Though she had been planning to send it off anyway just to be annoying.] got anything in particular you're hopin for?
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you know as long as it's something cool i don't really mind!! maybe a dragon, though. that'd REALLY be something!!
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so it really is super weird that they don't have any pegasuses
pegasi? pegasoos?
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and yeah it's SUPER weird. maybe they do exist but just not in this region or something??? i don't know, i wish they were here.
[Video] Oct 9
Hey, squirt. Any more thoughts on that race you were wantin' to get together? I found somebody who thinks it sounds like a good idea.
[Video] Oct 9
You did? Who? What kinda thing do they wanna know?
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...Well did you invite 'em to the circus? The circus ain't boring, and they can go do that right away. The farm people said I could use the route by them for the races, but... [She gives a quick huff to blow her bangs away from her face.] Gogurt needs to get better before we do any of that, you know? She wants to be a competitor!
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I didn't think to with the way Joker's been advertising. I thought everyone knew...what about your little fire horse?
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[Vanellope finally drags herself off the floor and starts using the couch side to keep her propped up.]
But I have this dream, y'know? Little pokemon races, big pokemon races, races with trainers and in the air and under the water... I want everyone to be able to participate if they want to!
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Hey, you'll get there. It's in your code, right?
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[It's a weird combo of doubt and gratefulness on her face.]
I just... I guess I don't know a lot about races. Just racing. You know? All that stuff was already set up for us, and King Candy took care of the rest...
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Anyway, that's not the only thing I wanna do... I'd like to get all the Rockets together for a fun day, too. People seemed to think it was a good idea, so there's probably more "bad guys" like us around that y'think, huh?
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[He rubs his chin when Vanellope brings up the idea of a Rocket Field Day. It would be nice to have a day to kick back and relax. He has to worry, though. Some of the Other Rockets might try and rain on that parade...too many goody-goody pokemon thieves in one place that might turn on the team.]
Whadya got in mind?