IC Contact | Battle Post.

[rarestcandy]

"You've reached the offices of Vanellope von Schweetz, please state your name and business when you hear the beep. Does this thing beep? Most things beep, right? Well, in case it doesn't beep, here's a beep. BEEP."

[Feel free to have pokemon battles with Vanellope played out here, too!]

Comments

8/14 Not Anonymous At All Text

[ajustcaws]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

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[Video] Oct 9

[rocketralph]

_{[Ralph is out and about today, getting ready for this month's circus performance.]}

Hey, squirt. Any more thoughts on that race you were wantin' to get together? I found somebody who thinks it sounds like a good idea.