I'm going to speed my way into your hearts.

THIRD LAP. [text from goldenrod city.]

2014-10-08T17:25:29Z

the ladies at the center said she's got a case of the pokeflu

i've never been sick before. she looks sad, and she can't run around or make noises. before i knew what was going on, i yelled at her for puking on everything i love.

if your pokemon starts puking on everything you love, don't yell at them. they already feel bad.

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SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

2014-07-01T22:56:06Z

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

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First Lap. [video/action for goldenrod city.]

2014-03-03T22:40:43Z

[The feed turns on to Vanellope checking over her shoulder to the opening in an alley. When all seems clear, she looks back to the screen with a growing grin.]

What's a girl gotta do to get some space around here, jeez. I know, I know. What's not to love about someone as utterly adorable as me? I should be used to the admirers competing for my attention. [She drops the high and mighty tone with a swipe to her bangs.] Anyway, never had a guy like that chase me around before. The portable volcano thing's kinda new.

[A bat flaps tiredly down the alley before settling on Vanellope's shoulder.]

Not even Boogie likes 'im, and she likes everybody. So how do I get Volcano Guy to cool it for a while, huh? C'mon, don't be shy, these ears are open to suggestions. Even if they practically talked the things off before... Yeesh.

[She sits herself down on a discarded box with an exaggerated sigh, which transitions smoothly into a hesitant smile. It won't be long before the Numel spotted her again, forcing her to move all throughout Goldenrod City, but she had the time for one more important question.]

Hey Stinkbrain, you still around?

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