SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

[rocket filter]

[ajustcaws]

Oh, so you mean there's bad guys and bad guys? Like... people who are actually bad people and people who are just kind of in it as a job, but are actually good people like your friend?

[...that's... something she never really thought about, but...]

Huh. I never knew that was a thing. Well, I guess I can't have too many problems with that!

[rocket filter]

[rarestcandy]

Right! An' that's why some of us take different mission things, like cleaning and laundry -- except I was told never to do laundry? I dunno.

[Ralph had the strangest war flashbacks.]

I sell chocolate, though! It's pretty fun. I like it a lot better than stealing.

[rocket filter]->[private]

[ajustcaws]

Oh, okay!

[so how do you fiddle with the......ah! There we go, the filter has been changed up a little bit.]

Yeah, I... actually felt kind of lost when I ended up here, since I'm, like, 100 percent more of a hero type than anything else. So while I'm here, I think I'll just sell chocolate!

[private]

[rarestcandy]

Ye-ah, you didn't really seem like the type.

But hey, chocolate's a good gig! I just sold some a little bit ago. Everybody likes chocolate.

[private]

[ajustcaws]

Yeah, I haven't really been sure what to do about the whole thing... but I'm totally going to sell chocolate until I figure it out!

The hardest part would be not eating it all myself, though.

[private]

[rarestcandy]

If you pay for it too, I don't think they'd mind. But it's a big problem. Make sure you've got other candy on hand before you start, so you don't make that mistake.

[private]

[ajustcaws]

Oooh, there's an idea! I'll have to keep that in mind!

...both of them, I mean.