SECOND LAP. [rocket frequency audio; video from lake of rage.]

[rarestcandy]

[AUDIO; LOCKED TO ROCKETS]

So... How come we never do anything fun? I mean, I guess some of you guys think explosions are fun or whatever -- and they can be! -- but shouldn't there be like, I dunno, a company picnic, or a morale-boosting festival? Let's face it, guys, as a team we don't have the greatest track record of successes.

[NOT THAT SHE...MINDS THAT...]

Even some of you old, boring guys gotta enjoy something fun! Throw us younger members a bone, here.

[VIDEO; OPEN TO PUBLIC]

Alright guys, I've got a question. And I need you to think really hard on it! This is important.

[She stares into the camera for several seconds, brows furrowed to show the seriousness of the situation.]

...You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. Go.

[...Yeah, she might be going a little bit stir-crazy in her tent, today.]

Comments

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[rarestcandy]

Perfect!

[For not being good at them, she apparently got...the right answer...? Vanellope there are no wrong answers to this one.]

Alright, now what flavor of macaron are you gonna go with?

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[red_roses]

[ACK.] V-Vanilla! No! Um! Strawberry! N-no! M-Marmalade!

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[rarestcandy]

Is that your final answer?

[...Okay, Vanellope, don't sound as if Ib's life depends on it.]

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[red_roses]

I...I think so?

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[rarestcandy]

Then congratulations! You have good taste.

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[red_roses]

!!!! Th-Thank you!

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[rarestcandy]

Mhmn. It's good that someone finally chose something sweet, anyway. All these adults have boring choices.

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[red_roses]

[A small huff.] My parents are always telling me to watch how many sweets I eat too. I wonder if all grown ups are like that.

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[rarestcandy]

Probably. They're all worried about health and stuff! But I ask 'em, what's health got to do with this? An' I never had any health problems from candy before, anyway.

Maybe adults are actually aliens.

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[red_roses]

Oh my gosh! B-But then what happens when we get older?

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[rarestcandy]

[Vanellope laughs before she can stop herself -- the idea is just so ridiculous! But then she cuts off because oh

right

they don't remember they're game characters, do they.

WELP.]

I dunno, but as long as we don't get abducted by aliens we should be fine, right? So just watch out for aliens!

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[red_roses]

Th-There are ALIENS?

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[rarestcandy]

[SHRUG. Sorry fellow kiddo, she's got no clue.]

Best t'be on the lookout just in case, right?

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[red_roses]

R-Right! [Congrats, you've scarred her for life. again.]