Aw, it's not so bad. There's tons of ice cream, for one thing. Kinda balances out. _{[MAINE AND ITS SURROUNDING STATES LOVE THEIR ICE CREAM OKAY.]}

But you gotta think in the long term, you know. Scurvy is serious business.

_{[She actually knows literally nothing about scurvy.]}

I mean, if it came right down to it, I'd rather go down fighting with a crazed pizza maker than slowly waste away from disease. It's a big thing to consider.