I am not boring! That being ssssaid, something to increase morale would be rather useful. After all, morale is an important element to an organization like thissssss.

[Cobra's aware of this because morale in his own organization's kinda terrible at times. And when it is he somehow manages to accomplish even less than he does normally.]

A fessstival is probably out of the question though. That would draw far too much attention.