[Vanellope tries to draw herself up to make her words...at least slightly believable. She knows she doesn't look her age.]

Fifteen. How old are you?

You can teach 'em to follow orders without being mean to them. Booger Bat does everything I want because she wants to, not 'cuz I scream at her.

[The Zubat chirps in agreement, nuzzling against her trainer's temple. She likes to please the sugar child!]